Misc. Fanfiction

Crowley's Baby:  Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV
Aziraphale finds an unexpected visitor in Crowley's bathtub. Crowley seems rather attached.
Good Omens. PG.

Stupid Lamb
"In part, it was that something that drew her back to him."
Twilight Saga. James/Bella. PG-13.

The Fifth Day of Christmas
Just a little bit of lolt3 silliness over ( Read more... )

He found Crowley on the sitting room couch, poring over a paper, with Adolf somehow wedged in beside him.

Whatever he was, the tentacle monster managed things the angel was sure Euclid would have abhorred.

By being very careful, he crept close enough to read the headline before Crowley realized he was there. “Another church defiled, ( Read more... )

He wouldn’t take dog food, raw meat, cooked meat, or even calamari, which Crowley had tried on a gamble and been whacked over the head with for his trouble. “What were you thinking?” Aziraphale wanted to know as he pulled bits of tentacle out of his hair. “Those are his kin.”

“I thought maybe if they were familiar-“

“You thought wrong, ( Read more... )

“Don’t look at me,” Aziraphale snapped. “This wasn’t my idea. And you’re making my foot go to sleep.”

Adolf burbled agreeably and waved his tentacles in a vaguely pleased manner, showing no intention of moving.

Aziraphale wondered, privately, if it would be uncharitable to kick the demon when he got back. “Is ( Read more... )

It was a relatively quiet morning in the flat, the windows half open, relative silence pervading the corners of the open and rather cluttered room.

“Crowley!”

Well, mostly.

Crowley looked up from a potted plant. “Do I detect a hint of perturbation?”

Aziraphale stood in the doorway, damp, mussed, and wrapped in a towel, tortoiseshell glasses ( Read more... )